According to kwansei.info, thousands of users voted in the poll. And the names that made the top of the list are: Mostly American. It's perfect, because as a guy if your name is on the sexy list, that's cool. And if you're on the unsexy list, what do those idiots know? They work. It's official; the sexiest (and the unsexiest) names of all time have been revealed. Check them all out on Closer Online.
The least sexy names are also listed, but don't worry. As LiveScience notes, most of the unsexy names peaked in popularity in the s. According to kwansei.info, thousands of users voted in the poll. And the names that made the top of the list are: Mostly American. Have you ever wondered if your name is sexy or not? What do you think makes a name sexy or unsexy? Is it the way it sounds when you pronounce it or how.
It's perfect, because as a guy if your name is on the sexy list, that's cool. And if you're on the unsexy list, what do those idiots know? They work. And that's perfect, because if your name is on the sexy list, that's cool. But if you're on the UNsexy list, what do those idiots know? They work for. Boopesh to me, is a really cheeky Indian boy who steals my vegetables all the time and always gets caught but I just hold out my hand and tell him to run along.
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Straight Dope Message Board. FAQ Calendar. The Unsexy Unsexy Names. Me and a couple friends are currently on a mission to find the 50 most unsexy names for males and nanes most unsexy names for females. I currently need 17 more male names and 6 more female names.
Unsfxy you please help me out? Find all posts by eman Also, I'd prefer unsexy rarer rather than really common. Otto Percy Myron Marvin Clyde 3. Deadly Nightlight. Marion george costanza, even though i found him oddly hot gaylord brewster mortimer 4. Now I'll bet I just offended some doper. Men: Ralph I know, fairly common Blue Sky. Ethel Edith 7. Hephziba Bertha ingaborg hagar and more boys Murdock Crispin jeb 8. Find unsexy posts by Francesca. Melvin Truelaughinglifebuckyboomermanifestdestiny Troy McClure SF.
Mortimer Joey, apparently. Ben Hicks. Slingsby Bethel 16th century propagandist Hezekiah Obadiah Unsexy Prudence Pearl Find all posts by Neidhart. My first name is Jasper. FWIW, it's fairly sexy over here.
Lloyd Floyd d12, I went to high school with a beautiful Now I think of the name as exotic and sexy. Actually, I think I had even before meeting her. Sorry, about that last post, it was a bit of a freak mistake, anyway It's going pretty good and I got about 10 added to the list nxmes a couple more wouldn't hurt.
Myrtle Names I know a guy named Clotus! What were his parents thinking? Herb Buelah Marguarite Thelma Hester And d12Ingrid Bergman was pretty hot. Has anyone mentioned Chastity as an unsexy girl's name? Another unsexy female unsexy I've known is Zerelda. Find all posts by gotpasswords. I think Dwezel should probably be on the list. I went through Unsexy boot camp with a guy named Debris.
Though spelled like 'de-bree', it was pronounce "De-briz'. Sorry if this offends anyone but hey, you got to admit you're name isn't too sexy sounding nowadays.
Boyo Jim. Okay, I read 'em all to make sure they weren't taken: Cecil I constantly think of that turtle in the Bugs Bunny cartoon Sheldon Billy Crystal is namds Sheldon can do your names. He's not the world's hottest lover. What's wrong with those? Chastity is a very sexy name, despite its meaning I don't know what's wrong with Alexandra unsexy a few of the others, myself.
Well Alexandra and Giovanni were one of my "borderline" picks. I gotta say, I find Giovanni a sexy name. If you take it off, Names give you "Buford" to replace names.
For woman, how about Blanche and Mabel? Find all posts by Kat. FWIW, most of the names names consider "unsexy" are just popular names names about two generations back note all the Myrtles, Mables, Gertrudes, and so forth. In other words, the names your names might have, and not something younger people unsexy sexyness with.
Find all posts by occ. Well it's not really that I find Giovanni really unsexy, I just find it very corny. Giovanni oozes sexiness! You must take that off Now, Edgerton is unsexy! Change the language!! Agnes is on a couple of lists here. But if you heard it pronounced in French it'd make your spine melt, it's so sexy. Agatha Assumpta Majella Amelbergha my great unsdxy nun-name OK, 'fess up: how many people opened this thread solely to see if their own name was on it?
Find all posts by Tuco. Invisible Chimp. Boy: Enzo Girl: Jezebel Ok, you guys win I'll take off Giovanni and replace it with Buford and I'm considering taking off Alexandra as well. I just thought of another one. You can find a LOT of really godawful names at www. How about for men: Evelyn [as namse Waugh] Joyce [as in Kilmer] Beverly [for some reason, I know of several Southern guys named this] Unsexu any of you women imagine shouting out these names during unsex without it seeming really awkward?
Oh if you take off Alexandra, can you replace it with Eunice? I went to school with a girl named Eunice unseyx a time unsexy Jessica, Danielle and Stacy's. All times are GMT The time now is PM.
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Yeah I'm sorry, but calling your kid 'Buck' sounds insane to me. Sometimes I wonder if we really speak the same language! Why stop at chemical Yeah Jinger was one of the worst IMO. Looks like you would pronounce it "gene, grrrrrrr!!! My name's Clifton I really hate it. I know no other Cliftons I can't do Cliff. Please don't name your child Clifton. Wow someone said they'd bone me because of my name. Thanks, I always thought it was goofy sounding.
Well, it's actually German, the diminutive for "Greta", -chen being a diminutive suffix. Every Gretchen I've ever met has been a unicorn. So amazingly beautiful but doesn't understand or know how hot they are. The utter hubris of people who name their kids Gretchen at birth; they're basically GAMBLING that their child is going to have the requisite supermodel good looks for such a name.
Not exactly sexy. Amazing tiny horse, but I wouldn't jump his diminutive bones just because I heard his name. Two men without a lasting family to memorialize them that were both very important to saving the world. Harry also hated one and idolized the other until he learned how human and morally gray they both were.
He's probably the only person alive who knows that much about either of them. I don't know anyone with that name but it sounds like someone who has lost all self respect and has given up on life. Just dress me up in my night gown, sit me down in an electric shopping cart and let me roam aimlessly through WalMart on black Friday. Names and words are really dynamic. For example, many men named Sue are badass dudes. Who the fuck names their kid Mildred? Whenever someone says Mildred I either think of an ugly menopause woman or a cow.
This phrase later took on the form "menopause woman," where it was most commonly employed at all-male events, when husbands would gossip about their wives. Lots of Americans had German names and when wars happened the names became unpopular.
Suddenly the names were only had by old people and people imagine them as being only for old people. I'd have to disagree. That sounds badass as fuck to me. Especially when you shorten it to Redge. It just sounds like the forty year old man who sits at home arguing with his wife and angrily masturbates later that night because they haven't had sex in like 12 years. He works at the office everyday hating his co workers and wishing he hadn't settled for this mediocre life.
He had chances to travel and there were girls that he could have married that were smart and big thinkers. People who weren't satisfied with the suburban life. Sometimes he cries as he sits in his car before driving home. How did his life get to this point? Balding, a gut and lonely. There's a kid at my school named Chet. The douchier, more pretentious version of Chad. He's a dick. Did you know that in the german dub they translated "snow" to the german word "schnee".
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Become a Redditor and join one of thousands of communities. Want to add to the discussion? Post a comment! Create an account. Or Ruth. Case closed. I know 0 Berthas. He could be sexy in a mature way if you cleaned him up and got rid of the mouth wrinkles. Obligatory "Stupid Dog, you make me look bad! He's a coach for the Royals. That's kind of funny. I still refuse to believe that anyone would name their daughter that.
Then you mention that it's a girl's name and I was like "Wait what. Especially "Jeb! According to BabyNameWizard. And the names that made the top of the list are…. The survey found that Latin and French names scored particularly well, as did male names ending in "o" and female names ending in "a. And names featuring double letters scored better than their single-letter counterparts Adriana vs.
Adrianna , the website's founder told LiveScience. She explained: "One thing that leaps out at you is that we do have a mostly American and English-speaking user base, and Americans still have the image of the Latin lover. You can even go Russian, with Dmitri… [it's all down to that] element of fantasy. According to the site's founder, these names are too 'ordinary' to be sexy - and some of them feel 'old and clunky'. She added: "They all have very high 'Scrabble' values, but today's style in names is very light, full of vowels, very smooth.
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