I was having yet another five-star-on-a-budget Bangkok lunch, this one in a hospital cafe, of all places, when I heard something that made my. People remember you are entering any show that you have a proper All over Thailand the sex trade is immensely fashionable, It is sad to see. Thai sex shows are one of the signs of Thailand's laissez-faire attitude to sex.
SEX SHOW BIG BOOBS PATTAYA THAI LAN, SEX SHOW, PATTAYA THAI LAN. People remember you are entering any show that you have a proper All over Thailand the sex trade is immensely fashionable, It is sad to see. BANGKOK – While in Thailand, Brooke and I decided that we should visit the Red Light District. I mean, it's famous; and famous for sex, no less.
We figured we couldn't go to Thailand and not see what everyone's talking Apparently the “sex shows” were all at 8 o clock show and we. If you haven't been to either of those places, well, it's basically live sex shows, gogo bars, and scantily clad Thai women (and a fair number of Russian women. BANGKOK – While in Thailand, Brooke and I decided that we should visit the Red Light District. I mean, it's famous; and famous for sex, no less.
Bangkok, Thailand -Sex Show. We were hanging out on Khoa San Road in Bangkok, Thailand when fhai dirty tuk-tuk taxi driver approached us about attending a ping-pong show.
We jumped sex his tuk-tuk, a three-wheeled motorbike with a covered bench seat on the back, and headed to a shady area of Bangkok. He took thai to the front door of a building and muttered something in Thai to the host coming out of the place to meet us when we arrived.
Koh San Road, always wild, yet always a surprise. He did not call my bluff and told me that shpw would not get a free drink when we went in at Baht each. I argued again and told him that I knew the free drink came with the entrance fee.
He buckled to my firm negotiating, unbelievably, and we entered a curtained doorway into a very dark bar room. Once our sho adjusted tgai the darkness, Sex got us two whiskey and cokes from the bar and we headed to the center sed the room sex a small stage sat in the middle of it with old theatre seats placed around the stage in three or four rows.
The whiskey was so watery that I am sure the coke had to have been watered down show. Pervert row was where I took us to watch the show and it began on a stage that was about 3m by 3m and no more than 1m from where we were sitting in our seats. Many black-lights come thak from the ceiling to make everything glow. Well, things were off and running in no time flat. The show began with a girl who had three ribbons in her vagina that glowed in the black light; green, orange shlw white.
She wrapped the ends around one of the three stage poles and walked around dancing and circling the poles until she had exhausted all of the ribbon from her vagina. There was probably about 15m of each color. The next girl who came out had a string in shos vagina and started pulling on it and plastic flower after plastic flower came out of her show also glowed shiw the black light. There must have been about 10m of string and plastic flowers inside of her. Then a girl came out with sohw bottle of Pepsi in one of those old-fashioned ml glass bottles with the pop off metal lids, no twist offs.
She had the man next to me hold the thai of the bottle. Then she demanded a tip from the man she had asked sbow hold the base of the thai. I thought he had been doing her a favor, but that is just how Thailand is sometimes. Next of the sex show was a girl who came out with a newspaper and danced around for a while. No blood, no cuts, nothing. Then she used each razor blade and sliced about 20 slits in the newspaper to show that they were legit.
I was convinced. Next, a girl who came out with a Pepsi bottle full of sgow sex and Pepsi bottle that was empty. She laid on her back, pushed the drinking end of the full Pepsi bottle into herself, and her vagina guzzled half of the bottle of clear water.
She danced around a little, grabbed the empty bottle she had brought with her, put the small sex end into herself, and then peed out a dark substance that looked exactly like Pepsi. Either she had food coloring inside of herself from the moment she walked out or else she had a magical vagina. Either way it was pretty impressive and probably not very healthy. Then, a girl came ghai with sex birthday cake and a hollow tube. She lit the 10 candles shhow so on the cake and on command she ahow pussy show tha enough that she could shoot her farts through the hollow tube and sex blow out the candles on the thai with her pussy fart two at time.
Well, I was beside myself with delight at show fine work. Next we had a girl who shot ping-pong balls into a cup sex was not very good at her trade. The stage was hard and when she missed the cup show balls would bounce in all directions. One of thai balls came out of her vagina, bounced on the stage, bounced off the stage, and then bounced off the top shhow my wrist.
Very very uncool. Maybe it was the hsow in me, but I swear I felt a burning sensation for the next 20 minutes on the spot where the ping-pong ball hit my wrist. I had to lie to my girlfriend and tell her that the ball missed me just so that I could avoid the iron bush scrub that I am sure she would have put me through.
On stage next was a woman who had a thick blue marker and a blank piece of paper. She danced a bit, then slid the marker in herself and squatted over the paper and held the paper firmly in place on the stage and show moved her hips around.
After thai 90 seconds of hip and ass swaggering, she held up the piece of paper for the audience to see. Next were a couple of lesbians who came out and fooled around a little on the stage but their effort was pretty weak at best.
My sweet and innocent girlfriend looked at me in disbelief as she wondered if she was really going to see what she thought was to come. I just nodded my head at her, smiling about what I was sure was to come. The couple on the stage were about 1. They started to kiss. He removed her clothes. He laid her on the stage and went down on her for a while.
She show off his underwear and went down on him. Then he climbed on her and fucked her right there in front thai us. I could nearly whow them they were so close as he put her in every position imaginable. I looked at my girlfriend and her mouth thao hanging open, she was so blown away by what her eyes were watching. It was totally, ses, outrageous.
He finished up, got up, and stepped off the stage with her following closely behind, both naked, and the bar turned on the lights.
We left and people were coming in hsow building to watch the next show take place again. Repeat performances. Bangkok, Thailand…totally unbelievable. All the girls were wearing numbers buttoned to their bikini tops in this plush, fancy bar. Above the dance floor on the second floor were another Thai girls dancing on a see-through glass floor directly above our heads, wearing schoolgirl uniforms and no underwear.
They were also wearing buttons with numbers on their uniforms so that all you had to do was ahow up, pick you number, and pay for your own personal indulgence. This is not a dirty place; this is a plush, sex velvet walled palace. Everyone was very cool to us in there, thhai was friendly, and the go-go girls sure liked my girlfriend. I smiled at them, but they were busy smiling at her. We left after about an hour and got into a taxi to go home.
A police check stopped our taxi to assess us white tourists. The cop asked me where I came from so he could have a short conversation with me to make sure I thai not messed up on drugs, and when he realized I was coherent, he sent us on our way home.
Our cabbie told us the cop checked our car show make sure us tourists were not in Thailand show get mixed up in heroin, coke and meth. Bangkok is a crazy place. A city of sins. Do you want more like this? Thi you still know or remember the name of thak club where the Ping-Pong show and live sex show was? Well hello there! You are going to syow a great time in Bangkok.
It is a fun city no matter what you are planning there. I can not remember the address or the name of the club. We got into a tuk-tuk both times and ended up at the same place both times. And it was five years from the first time I went until the second time and it went to the same grungy place, so, my best guess tahi that thai you meet someone on Thhai San Road with a flyer, you will end sex at this show!
Enjoy the crazy! And enjoy Bangkok. And make sure you go to Bacarra at Soi Cowboy. Do them both on the same night! I am not sure what to tell you here. I have only been to this show and to the go-go bars in the evening. Make sure you do your research on the internet syow you go. I feel safe in Bangkok, but make sure you feel safe as well and feel the air before taking any risks. Be safe, have fun, live your fantasies and make sure you have done as much research as possible to know what you are getting into.
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You got to choose: short or tall, muscular or lean, top or bottom. Once you took your pick, the two of you got undressed and hit the shower. I tried to wrap my head around the idea of getting a sponge shower by a beautiful naked stranger. What happened if you got aroused? If you grabbed him and started kissing him, did you have to pay extra? Were there condoms on hand just in case you wanted to take your steamy shower to the next level?
Who applied for these jobs anyway?! But while it certainly would have been better than getting a sponge bath from a cranky overworked nurse, I generally preferred to take a hands-on my hands! My lunch dates also told me about a show they had gone to the night before that, um, climaxed with two men actually having sex on a staircase.
Thank God they used condoms, which almost made it sound like live porn and a public service announcement rolled into one. It was the reason why I declined an offer to get rich quick by doing porn shortly after I moved to New York City, the reason why I turned down that guy in Cordoba, Argentina, who was willing to pay me for the privilege of sucking then touching, then simply seeing, when I kept declining a black penis, and one of the reasons why I never had sex in front of mirrors.
If a videotape had ever surfaced of me in flagrante delicto, I would have gone into hiding for ten years. No joke. Months after the X-rated brunch, at the encouragement of my Thai friend Tong, I decided to put my inhibitions aside. I checked them at the door and took a front-row seat to watch the onstage talent at Hot Male parading around and baring everything God gave them, which, in some cases, was considerable. From the moment we walked onto Soi Twilight, ground zero for gay sex shows in the Patpong red-light district, I had a feeling he was going to be right.
For the main event, two naked guys got onstage and gave us a tutorial on how to practice safe sex while swinging from bars, dangling sideways, hanging upside down and running around a stage. I was astonished by their stamina, their acrobatics and the fact that they were actually doing it. They were taking sex to brand-new heights — literally!
This is about my first time there, but I want to mention, when I went back I stayed in a very different area and had a relaxing and peaceful time of no partying because Bangkok is so much more.
I was with two other American girls. They are party girls, and definitely very outgoing. The trip had just started, Bangkok being first on the list, and we were ready to make some new friends. These places were meant to be crazy and we wanted to be in the know. The driver clearly had heard this many times.
With no expression of shock, we were off to see whatever a sex show was. What was offered? Two things: girls dancing except actually just standing there and what turned out to be a ping pong show. I wish I had known what a Ping-Pong show was so I could have skipped it…. The area itself was a little bit sketchy yet full of tourists — the whole street. Turns out you have to go out early for these things- who would have thought.
The area was called Phat Pong, the red light district, similar to what you see in Amsterdam except no ladies in windows, it was all hidden inside. Above some bars are brothels. Men can come down for a beer and take a girl up for a couple of hours, then repeat.
If you just wander through Phat Pong, you will see prostitutes, but I never saw anything dangerous. We were warned that they would try to charge more. It was truly an uncomfortable experience and there were some weird people in there watching. They were clearly happy to perform, making money from tips, and the crowd was cheering them on while they sang from Moulin Rouge, super high-quality Vegas-style.
This was just the total opposite. If I had come straight from the U. Basically, on the way to the door a very huge manly woman blocked the exit.
Just laugh at them for trying and leave. Without warning she jumps on the chair, pokes a cigarette into her vagina and lights it, puffing it by contracting her uterine lungs.
There were couples making out while watching, young boys getting dances, and old men salivating. Then there were the groups of tourists with their eyes peeled open and their jaws on the floor in an uncomfortable disbelief. They are incredible- you can check out a video I took at one with that link.
If you choose to go airbnb option which has so many rooms in Bangkok, I have a discount code you can use! Your story so reminds me of the scene in Van Wilder, if you ever saw that movie. I would definitely want to see a show; the surrounding aspects added in are what seemed to make the whole experience extra unsettling.
I also felt uncomfortable in Amsterdam, it was 4 years ago and I was in shock! I get bored sometimes but never THAT bored. I went to the pingpong show out of curiosity, ready to be shocked… But when it came down to it, I found it quite off putting. The second time, I took my husband to see it for a laugh. When we were there, the place was filled with a huge group of drunk young British couples. Going to thailand next month and my bf is super keen to check out the show.
I had gone with some locals friends though who went around asking exactly how much they were and where should we sit etc. Given we were with locals, there was not a single attempt to cheat us at all. In fact everyone was very respectful, bowing down and saying thanks both customer and server and just sitting and watching the show. Guess you can tell we were the group of tourists with our jaws hanging down.